you guys don't understand

ooc: HELP ME OGHHWE()GH#HGDSHGSDGH

Sonic the Chao: Poor green
Sonic the Chao: they go to have sex and
Sonic the Chao: 'THAT ASS WAS A HAT. REALLY.'
Sonic the Chao: 'FUCK YOUR HATS NO SEX FOR YOU'
Sonic the Chao: what did i just say omg
Saboteur #Shadow: OH MY GOD
Saboteur #Shadow: it'd probably happen in the strip down
Saboteur #Shadow: pulls off pants
Saboteur #Shadow: hat plops down
Saboteur #Shadow: "...what"
Saboteur #Shadow: "… … … … … … …"
Saboteur #Shadow: "… … … … … do you wanna wear it"
Saboteur #Shadow: "NO CHRIST RED NO"

definition of “many hats”

there are probably ten in his closet and a couple on his person

one stuffed in the back of his pants

you never know when you’ll need a hat